Motley Crue, “Ten Seconds To Love” (Shout At The Devil, 1984)
“In which Vince Neil actually seems to boast about how fast he can ejaculate (or as the lyric sheet puts it, “cum”). And therein, I believe, lies the secret of their commercial appeal—if you don’t got it, flaunt it.” Robert Christgau, Christgau’s Record Guide: The ’80s (1990)
Resurrecting my One Star Music blog. Added a search engine so you can see if your favorite critically maligned bands are represented already (searching by year is also fun).
