September 2010
32 posts
The Backstreet Boys' Ten Best Opening Lines
Empty spaces fill me up with holes.
Let me tell you about the phone call that changed my destiny.
Even though loneliness has always been a friend of mine, I’m leaving my life in your hands.
You hit me faster than a shark attack.
I was looking for something on a crime scene where you’re in too deep.
Walking along the sky, chasing a glimpse of you.
Shorty ain’t got cable.
I...
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"There's A Reason This Is Considered A Classic"
Just once I’d like to see someone claim there is no reason this is considered a classic.
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How I'd Improve Brian DePalma's BONFIRE OF THE... →
Remember this site?
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Naughty Fun With Google Instant
I thought about turning this list of terms that will clear your screen into a photo flipbook a la Huffpo, but…nah.
“Lesb”
“Bisex” (“Gay” gets you gay marriage articles, at least, but hmmmm)
“Puss” (bad news for Puss In Boots!)
“Cock ” (the space is key)
“Clitoris” (though “Erection” still goes through...
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WatchMannie Fresh, “Conversation”
I totally had a post planned about how now that Lil Jon’s Crunk Rock is out (though, like the rest of America, I haven’t gotten around to checking it out), Mannie Fresh’s follow-up to The Mind Of Mannie Fresh would have to be my new super-belated rap album to wait for. Only it turns out Mannie DID release an album in late 2009, Return Of...
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“Lo-fi indie rock is probably the greatest thing since ejaculation, and I’m...”
– Ryan Pitchfork gives it up for Harmacy.
“Well, you know, it was you guys against Nellyville. He almost had it on...”
– Ryan Pitchfork makes a funny while interviewing Interpol back in 2002. Thank you, web.archive.org! (More fun here.)
“If I were a song, I’d like to be sung by the Rolling Stones. If I were a...”
– Joe Tex, who also wouldn’t mind being a guitar played by BB King, a dog walked by Rufus Thomas, a baseball hit by Willie Mays and a silly grin worn on Roger Miller’s face.
