Would he want a blog’s?
He calls his wisdom “Kanye-isms.”
Thank god they’ll be collected in a book.
“West, a college dropout, said being a non-reader was helpful when he wrote his book because it gave him ‘a childlike purity.’”
“I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” doesn’t even make my top five Pitbull singles (could be the lack of Lil Jon—-god I wish they’d make a whole album together), but I’m glad America has finally put Pit in its Top 5 for the week. Dude has been flicking his tongue and nodding suggestively at you for five years now!
So what happened after the end of How I Met Your Mother? Did they know their rooftop neighbors? Did they have to knock on the patio door, freak someone out and introduce themselves? Was anyone even home?
I doubt they tried to jump back over—-much easier to jump down to another roof than up to one. Before the “Professor Mosby” revelation, I hoped Ted’s future wife would live at the property they kinda thoughtlessly, if not suicidally, trespassed on. “…And that’s how I met your mother.”
At the very least, next season better open with them still on that roof. I demand closure.