December 2009
20 posts
Letterman Extortion Suspect Uses Tiger Woods... →
Oh man, this cracks me up. It wasn’t extortion—-Halderman was just giving Letterman first dibs on his “highly marketable” story! Celebrities buy stories all the time. All the gossip rags say so, even if the celebs don’t. It’s not the defendant’s fault if Letterman didn’t want to play along. Charging this good Samaritan and not Rachel Uchitel would be...
Worst Lyric I've Heard In A While
Courtesy of Juelz Santana (from his long unawaited reunion with “Run It!” partner Chris Brown):
We can birthday text
Yes, I said text
But I know you know what I really meant
Sex
(so, so glad I decided to DVR MTV2’s morning video block)
One Star Music →
I’ve started a new tumblr of YouTubes from albums that received 1 star (or less) in a published record guide. Suggestions welcome.
Everybody's Fine →
Review at Tiny Mix Tapes.
Recent Movies I Did Not Love →
In order of descending tolerability. A Serious Man “You goys with your suburban suffering movies, I’ll tell you suburban suffering…” Law Abiding Citizen A white, working class black-ops…
Hungry For More Eamon?
The album I Don’t Want You Back isn’t a classic, but there are a few worthwhile follow-ups to the title track.
“I Want You So Bad” is Frankie Lymon unbound (“I just want you close to meee! I’ll get you wet! Just wait and see!!!”).
“I Love Them Hos” pays tribute to the ladies he meets on the road over a Flamingos sample (“If you still...
